feet foot feets.

SQUEEEEP.

2009-04-19T15:04:56Z

im sitting here in the office with URIEEELLLLL!!!
she like.. hella cracy and tings.. and like... she have like.. hella hickeys and shit...

SECKSII!
anyways.
its a beautiful sunday morning out there, slight chance of rain for the afternoon.
we've got an accident out on the 215 northbound BLAHAHAA

SO i really want my tattoo already.
it's gonna be the gaelic translation for "live life to the fullest and have no regrets"

and its finna go STRAIGHT DOWN MY SIDE HOLMES.
rib piece for the win.

im stoked.
and i am doubly stoked that christinas going to get the octopus i drew her for julia.
its beautious! :D

mostly i just want to open my shop and be kelsey von-d and have a tv show called LV INK...
original !

i also have to write my speechy berry soon as well as work on my research paper acuz eef i dont i will churely fail and tings.

BUH BYE.

Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage

2009-01-30T21:18:19Z

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family pictures - Free family tree

mostly i like that i AM christian slater.

and all de udder beetches.

hi livejournal, this is klane.

2009-01-10T14:22:52Z

do you come here often?

;)

so i saw "the curious case of benjamin button" with criteena nicole scotch and devin and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

for some reason the combination of that movie and jim carry's new flick "yes man" has inspired me to be more spontaneous?? not that i'm not already.. i just have no life.

garsh i lubs me two jobz.

anyways. im tryna say: obviously life is short, so live it the fuck up.
i think i might want to only have one steady job during school rather than two tense jobs and a waivering grade point average.
sounds good. good job, me.

however, knowing my neverending indecisiveness...ima prolly still do what im doing.

WAH EV ERR.

im actually excited for school to start on monday? WHAT?
i need to lay off the meth.

one more thing.

2008-12-02T16:55:01Z

this is my profession now:

KELSEY LANE
ULTRA DIAMONDS SALES SPECIALIST
I DONT KNOW IF THATS REALLY A JOBTITLE
BUT ITS ME.

booyah gramma.

also: make me him VVVV

2008-12-02T16:51:40Z

i already dress like him, all i need is the hair..everywhere.

SKEWL.

2008-12-02T16:48:43Z

here i am.

i at school.

i do real smart.

hokay.

I WISH IT WERE STILL HALLOWEEN SO I COULD BE DRESSED LIKE POPEYE RIGHT NOW.

...errite nevermind?

B

Y

E

sexual.

8======D~~` D:

2008-10-06T08:39:20Z

i n s o m n i a

at its finest.

brain_gonorrhea @ 2008-09-01T14:34:00

2008-09-01T21:36:50Z

so im pretty sure when i lost my job on friday i was the most depressing person to be around and im sorry :///

but now im so happy cuz theyre reopening the shop this week so im getting my job back !!!!

:D yay!

of course...i still have to go to college and stuffs.

oh welll.....

SHOUT OUT TO MY NIGGA CRITEENA.

no subject, just banter.

2008-08-11T00:05:40Z

i dont want anybody to leave for college,

yet i dont want it to feel like highschool with all the same people.

i enjoy mixing up the monotomy of summer.

i love my main squeezes: christina, kristy, sam :)

but i also love seeing people who i dont very often, and usually when its in random places.
:)

i miss sammie alot. and danae too. these are two of the types of friends that still remain constants in your life even if you dont talk to each other for weeks at a time.

im upset with myself that i havent set aside any time this summer for myself.

im always at work or out.

i dont take the time to be creative.

i dont sketch anymore.

i dont play the piano anymore.

i dont even sit in my backyard anymore just to think.

its a little unsettling thinking about how im living into my adulthood.

college starts in fifteen days.

im scared shitless.

but at the same time im excited.

i just fear being unprepared or embarrassed.

its almost like starting your first day of highschool again, but now its not coming into a group of classmates who are going to judge you are be your friend that scares me, but it walking on to a campus unknown, worried that theres no forgiveness for your mistakes.. isnt that how it is in the real world ?

i dont get to see sam nearly enough.

i havent seen him in a week. which is how it usually is.

but im scared that week will turn into multiple weeks when i start school.

will we both be too busy?
will we grow apart?

thoughts like these make me want to cry.

i dont know, maybe its just cuz im on my period.

...

christina comes back from california tonight.

at least shes going to unlv with me.

kristys going to csn, but i know ill still see her just the same.

its five o clock now.

the sun is low enough in the sky to where its not that hot out.

im going to go ride my bike.

my mom made salmon for dinner.

this is the first dinner im having at home in about four weeks.

i got new shoes for school.

mehhicoooo.

2008-07-29T07:55:46Z

i love this country.

:)

and also.. i wish christina would come backkk to me!!

and if not i shall depart for san fran in the mornannnn.

exhasperated!

2008-07-06T21:42:59Z

when school got out for good, it didn't feel like it.
it didn't feel any different than a drawn-out four day weekend or something.
i was working nonstop..still seeing the same people everyday..
and all those graduation parties were basically like being at school again..
( except dahhbeed's party.. that was just awesome hahaha )
but now it really does feel like summer.
the surrealism has faded off.
i am an adult.
i have an adult life.
excluding the hours of spongebob i watch.....
but other than that.
i feel like i have so many great things to look forward to and strive for.
nov of 09 is when sam and i want to get married!
im going to college!
im going to mexico on a cruise in nineteen days!!
i want a road trip with my best friends!
and mainly i plan on druggin christina and taking her to california and having her be my gay wife....its legal there...

im really lovin da summer C:

and her...

and diss...

and my kristard..

GOSPEL HANDS!!

2008-04-16T08:36:30Z

remember how.....senior year is almost over?!!

what the fuck :(

what the shit just happened.

meh...i dont care.

i am so excited to graduate.

SUMMMMMMERRRRRRRS COMMMINNNNNNNG :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

question.

2007-12-06T07:50:52Z

WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL HAVE A LIVEJOURNAL!?

wooooow good thing im never on the computer, and when i am im one hundred percent focused on one thing.

and its usually edline, or shit (urbanoutfitters.com)

gahhhh.

i love christmas.

im already fully prepared for it.

it's gonna be REALLLL FUTCHIN GOOD.

k well.

everybody on here talks to me outside of the computer and knows whats up with me.

so.

don't expect me to write anything in here ever the fuck again.

ok bye.

see ya tomorrow.

i. want.

2007-09-04T01:24:02Z

pad thai.

crazy bread.

spaghetti-o's.

a ring..of sorts.

a longer weekend.

a tall glass of chocolate milk.

cooler weather.

perhaps a change of hairstyle?

a smaller ass.

metro pizza.

kanchana's !

christina jane lujan to drive me to vermont.... where we can legally wed..

for no reason..

cuz i am obviously going to marry sam..

oh ps. we went ring shopping today.

and i crapped my pants.

oh! a saxbys british islander frolatte sounds divine.

just sayin.. COUGH.

pepe.

aaaaannnnnnnddddd pepe.... again.

SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :>

hi welcome to saxbys!

2007-08-17T09:58:08Z

WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY!?!?!

ahhhh.
working in a ciber-cafe/home of america's cracked out workaholics is nice in its own way.

for one, im almost positive its a requirement to be ridiculously happy and outgoing at all times.

and for two, i drink gallons of coffee every day.

it does have its downfalls though. :/

1. no sleep, highly caffeinated.
2. no life, 9 hour shifts.
3. no sam. he works days. i usually work nights :'( its really hard.
4. alyssa gonzales...goes by the name of ARCY. she's into anime and html coding. i'm into killing her..
5. i get payed less than subway.
6. i miss brie and christina very much. : (

in conclusion....

I'M PROBABLY STICKING AROUND FOR A WHILE.

if only i could shake this twitch.

pudge pudge trudge.

2007-07-29T21:26:05Z

samuel scott mccracken + kelsey marie lane = 6 months annnnd counting.

:)

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME HOW GOOD 'FIGHT CLUB' IS?!?!

i am thoroughly disappointed in all of you.

this was good too.

gdayum.

2007-07-18T23:20:38Z

nobody knows how much i love summer.

soooooooooo gooooooooooood.

:)

ima happy kid.

well now.

2007-05-17T23:40:51Z

its as if i never really have anything relevant or important to say.

i don't care.

im doing good in school... NOW...... that doesn't mean i've automatically cancelled out the shit i pulled a few weeks back.

those are still missing assignments i have the the grade book.
those are still F's on pop quizes.
those are still bad grades i have :[

but im doing good now.

why can't that make it all better?

cock.

ese`

2007-05-04T03:56:09Z

well, what's really on my mind is my ESSAY.

i've been feeling like such a failure for the past.. oh sayy.....SEMESTER.

i'm a procrastinator.
i find myself sleeping inopportunely.
i miss the way i used to act.
i feel different, not in a good way.
people used to like me more.
i can tell by the way they look at me.
i keep secrets.
and it's hard.
the only FRIEND friends i have right now are danae and christina.
i want kristy back.
i want kristin back.
i wish i were closer with them like old times.
i want my mom and dad to stop looking at me through a filter.

i've been caught up with the now.
i only think about things i need to do, and the things i want.
the places i wish i were.
i wish i were with sam right now.
and being the corny-ass fool i am.
im gonna have to say that he's my life right now, all i care about, all i think about, all i want.
and although i'm only seventeen, i think i might be with him till i'm wrinkly and forgetful.

but i won't get there if i don't make changes.
i need to do my schoolwork.
i used to be so diligent. almost the perfect student.
i would get home early in the afternoon, and finish assignments that weren't due for at least a week.
now.
i catch myself scurrying to copy down math homework or stay up until 3am doing homework, unsuccessfully.
or i just end up not turning anything in.
i am terrible. i feel terrible.
i wouldn't oppose somebody slapping me in the face right now.
i need it.

or maybe just a hug.
that would help.

speaking of procrastinating..

ESSAY.
:[

how cool am i!!!

2007-03-21T05:32:20Z

today i failed my book talk.

and yesterday i failed my hamlet test.

and im going to fail my history test.

and i just slaughtered fourteen pygmies.

i thinks im pretty darn cool.

^^ ahah i honestly didn't mean to put that s on think.
but i like it so much more.

damn somebody needs to ~~eat me out~~have dinner with me already.

damn i love bitches.

2007-03-06T07:08:29Z

g'night.

im giddyyyyyyyyyy :]

2007-02-04T20:51:04Z

blarrrghhh!!!

so. this weekend i got grounded.
for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
oh well. im not going to argue with my mom about it cuz i know ill win said arguement, but achieve even more punishment in return.
therefore. this weekend was a bore.
but not TOO boring. :]

i've decided that if sam were to want a relationship with me.. . i'd say yes before he even asked.
last night he called me at ten o'clock. we talked for an hour and a half.
he's soooo sweeeeeet.
i've never liked a guy the way i do right now before.
its kind of scary.
ayyyyyyyyyywywea;fkda;lkn.

DANAE GOT HER LICENSE YESTADAYYYYYYY NIGGAS.

shotgun fo life, right hurr. sutch my dickk

<333

oh, and incase you were wondering. i just washed and vacuumed my car.
cuz im tuffff xcore.

my dick is raw.

2007-01-15T03:12:48Z

i totally raped a six-year-old today. it was grate.

mmmmbaaaaaaa.

kickback tonight.

2007-01-13T04:02:11Z

fuck yeah.

i'd like some bread with my wine if you know what i mean.

..that made absolutely no sense.

goodeve.

suck diss futchin hoe nasty.

2007-01-09T23:51:26Z

putch you.

i love chipotle and danae and kristy.

bye.